Submarine warfare


Awhile back I went to the video store with my wife and oldest child. When I took my movie and video game to the counter the clerk said I owed a late charge. " For what " I asked.
The girl looked a little nervous and said, what I thought was Sub Mission. I looked over at the video games and couldn't see one submarine game.I told the girl in no uncertain terms that I had never ever rented any submarine games from them and doubted they even had such video games in the store.I said that the store should be ashamed for trying to rip off the hard working moral people who came to rent movies from them.
The girl then informed me that it was an adult movie called Submission. I now suddenly remembered renting said movie, so I forked over the late charge and slinked out of the store.
Every time the Hunt for Red October comes on my best friend now calls and laughs at me .
True story.
Except for the hard working moral people thing. I added that to spice it up.