Dating
At the end of the school year a teacher asked me if I had starting dating since my divorce. My reply was, "I'm not sure I'd want to date anyone who would go out with me."
She stared at me and said, after a bit, "that's.......just a horrible thing to say. I'm not sure how to feel about that."
"You weren't asking me out were you?"
"No."
" Then just ignore it."