Harry Potter and some half blood guy

Last night I went to Wal-Mart and bought the new Harry Potter book. I went home and crawled into bed and started reading. I thought to read a few pages, maybe a couple of chapters and then fal asleep.
By 9 oclock this morning I finished the book.
Now this presents problems because I want to now talk about this to my friends. However they are by and large very slow readers. In some cases it may take some of the quicker ones a week or more to finish the book. And I can't talk to any of ythem about it. I can't discuss the things I want to discuss.
The horrible thing is this is what I went though the last time a new Harry Potter book came out. You'd think I'd learn............